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ARCOLA THEATRE
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Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it's extinct!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
Dinomite!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because they hadn’t evolved into chickens yet!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricerabottom!
What do you call a sleeping T-rex?
A dino-snore!
Fun Facts
In Jurassic Park, the iconic shot of water rippling as the T-Rex approaches was made by plucking guitar strings placed under the cup of water.
The T-Rex roar sound effect was created by mixing real life sounds of an elephant calf, a tiger, and an alligator.
The T-Rex has the strongest bite of any land animal, living or extinct.
Real velociraptors were about the size and weight of a turkey (and had feathers!). The velociraptors in the movie were larger and actually based on a different dinosaur, the Deinonychus.
Nick Cage convinced Laura Dern to accept the role in Jurassic Park… “No one can ever say no to a dinosaur movie!”
